You know you live in a small hick town when......

• there is a Kmart attached to/in the mall...the one and only mall
• there is only one doctor in town
• in order to get an appointment with said doctor you must drive to office, pick up small novel sized packet, fill out packet, drive back to the office...then and only then will they give you an appointment...2 months later
• you call to ask if you can get an appointment, they take your information, have a meeting about it, and then decide if they want to take you as a patient or not (what are they discussing? did she sound mean? ugly? etc.?)
• people say, oh you bought a house? Oh, is it that one on that street with the red trim?
• you go to get a burger for dinner on a friday night, you pull up to the drive-thru, you order, and then they proceed to tell you it is going to be 25 minutes before you get your food....which in actuality turned out to be 45 minutes! (NO LIE!)
  
• there is only one person in front of you in line at Wal-Mart and it still takes you 20 minutes to get through the line
• anytime you want to buy anything bigger than a toothbrush, you either buy the floor model, or wait 4-8 weeks for them to order it in
  

Now, I grew up in a small Idaho town...but this place puts a whole new spin on small hick town life....that is for sure!